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The HAA Presents: You Might Be A Bamma If Pt. 1

You’re wearing this:

Mushroom belt!

Mushroom belt!

In our countinuing quest to debammafy Black America, it has come to the attention of the Hillman Alumni Association that AC Green has launched a new line of men’s suits and that his suits are unacceptable (check out the whole shitty collection here: www.acgreencollection.com).  First of all, the fact that you would want to dress like a man that admittedly didn’t get laid for damn near forty years is suspect.  Secondly, the haberdashery that he’s offering is only appropriate of you’re doing one of the following things:

-Pastoring a church that used to be a Family Dollar and has a congregation of less than 100.

-Have been selected as a lottery pick in the NBA draft.

-Are going over to the West Side to check your corners and shake down some women for your money.

We can’t tell you how much we disagree with these suits.

If you look at any of these travestys of fashion and decide that you would like to wear one, you’re probably a bamma and you’ve come to the wrong website.

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4 comments for “The HAA Presents: You Might Be A Bamma If Pt. 1”

  1. Seriously…seriously…smh

    I can’t believe this tomfoolery. This is almost as bad the Stacy Adams billboard I have to pass everyday on my way to the office…they are polluting our people with mint green and white for the spring holidays…but I think this “ACGreen” double-breasted vest might just be fashion suicide comparable to walking around with a chitterlings shawl…

    Just wow…

    Posted by Kamilah | March 25, 2009, 9:55 am
  2. This website sucks Rocks. The webmaster is a jerk and a homophobe like the Grey’s Anatomy guy. Go choke on a bannanna!

    Posted by Lou Draws | March 25, 2009, 11:42 am
  3. These are the Madea of suits

    Posted by Juxtaprolific | March 25, 2009, 1:22 pm
  4. He has a ready made market of SIAC coaches!

    Posted by Killa Cal | March 27, 2009, 9:34 am

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